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I Fucked Ann Coulter in the Ass, Hard: "I Fucked Ann Coulter in the Ass, Hard I thought this was too hilarious not to share with the other bloggers who have begun the road back from America's latest hysterical over-reaction. Terrorism, like child-molestation, is a terrible thing. But just as many of the accusations made by these preschoolers soon became apparent as having been coaxed and coerced from the children due to their obviously outlandish, often impossible nature (sharks being used in a Satanic ritual in in a small Prairie town?!!??)The wing-nuts and law & order types just kept believing it because it fit with the paranoia driven worldview of the conservative. "There's someone out to get us, and they must be found out and jailed, attacked, castigated and marginalized." Thus the rush to point fingers everywhere and keep throwing them in jail, despite the minimal or even made up evidence, despite the ruined lives caused by known liars, and until recently, a culture caught up in a wave of hysteria based on the poorest evidence ever used in a 20th century courthouse. OR that was at least until the kids started to accuse the officers (and in one case, the mayor) conducting the investigation itself before even the right had to admit that these very young kids had been manipulated by overzealous cops, self-described "therapists" who were in fact the same religious kooks who are now attempting to terrorize us all into believing Satan is everywhere. Only then did the majority of the population cause the government to change course and show who the true "mind"-rapists were. And since many of these kids still believe as adults that they were raped, then their rapists are the irresponsible reporters, cops, prosecutors and other adult citizens who perpetuated this national terror. Now here we are with a war on Muslims, one that to many will seem unrelated. But in fact there are so many similarities that it represents a pattern deserving of a deeper look by socialist, legislators, and government commissions into the phenomenon. If the WTC is replaced with the McMartin PreSchool accusations as a starter or catalyst, then add to that a President surrounded by men who needed (they thought) some way to avoid paying out a "Peace Dividend" once the Cold War had been won and the massive defense industry was now being seen as excessive, even superfluous, then you have a situation nearly identical in the actors and the way in which the hysteria was promoted. The majority of the harm done hasn't been by a molester or a terrorist. America's Constitution was shredded by Bush and the media that merely go along with it for the lurid headlines. Where the preschool hysteria was driven by fundamentalist Christians, so too the terror after the 9/11 even has all come from Southern Baptists and AIPAC. local DA's had a political interest then, as do the neocons now, with financial interests driving the Cheneys and Big Oil. But it's long overdue for the spell woven by terror-profiteers to end this time around. The people keeping it alive...people like Ann Coulter for instance, need to be broken and pushed into a corner and left to die the embarrassing death that became of the whole Satanic Preschool story. Just as hundreds of thousands of kids were thought to have been murdered during that "crisis", so too can a rational examination of the numbers involved with Al Queda show that the leading terrorists then, as now, are the conservatives whose paranoid fits keep resulting in various "wars" that are actually led against Americans themselves. And with that, I give you "I Fucked Ann Coulter In The Ass, Hard!" The Farmer’s Market on Fairfax and 3rd is a Los Angeles landmark, attracting tourists and everyday Angelinos alike, as well as many famous faces. Among the celebrities I have seen there are Muhammad Ali, Terri Garr, Tyra Banks, Laura Linney, Keenan Ivory Wayans, the guitarist for The Cult, Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs, and Weird Al Yankovic. But Ann Coulter is the only celebrity I’ve ever spotted at Farmer’s Market that I wound up fucking in the ass, hard. It would be fair to observe that my feeling obligated to present the list of celebrities above in roughly Black-White-Black-White order is indicative of my own carefully Liberal sensibilities. And that this sort of conscientiousness is more than a little ridiculous, on examination. But what I notice about myself only on reflection, Ann Coulter seemed to recognize and respond to in an instant, like a puma recognizes an injured giselle. For Ann Coulter is a predator. A predator with a hungry asshole. cont....
