Apr. 13, 2007

I Fucked Ann Coulter in the Ass, हार्ड

I Fucked Ann Coulter in the Ass, Hard: "I Fucked Ann Coulter in the Ass, Hard I thought this was too hilarious not to share with the other bloggers who have begun the road back from America's latest hysterical over-reaction. Terrorism, like child-molestation, is a terrible thing. But just as many of the accusations made by these preschoolers soon became apparent as having been coaxed and coerced from the children due to their obviously outlandish, often impossible nature (sharks being used in a Satanic ritual in in a small Prairie town?!!??)The wing-nuts and law & order types just kept believing it because it fit with the paranoia driven worldview of the conservative. "There's someone out to get us, and they must be found out and jailed, attacked, castigated and marginalized." Thus the rush to point fingers everywhere and keep throwing them in jail, despite the minimal or even made up evidence, despite the ruined lives caused by known liars, and until recently, a culture caught up in a wave of hysteria based on the poorest evidence ever used in a 20th century courthouse. OR that was at least until the kids started to accuse the officers (and in one case, the mayor) conducting the investigation itself before even the right had to admit that these very young kids had been manipulated by overzealous cops, self-described "therapists" who were in fact the same religious kooks who are now attempting to terrorize us all into believing Satan is everywhere. Only then did the majority of the population cause the government to change course and show who the true "mind"-rapists were. And since many of these kids still believe as adults that they were raped, then their rapists are the irresponsible reporters, cops, prosecutors and other adult citizens who perpetuated this national terror. Now here we are with a war on Muslims, one that to many will seem unrelated. But in fact there are so many similarities that it represents a pattern deserving of a deeper look by socialist, legislators, and government commissions into the phenomenon. If the WTC is replaced with the McMartin PreSchool accusations as a starter or catalyst, then add to that a President surrounded by men who needed (they thought) some way to avoid paying out a "Peace Dividend" once the Cold War had been won and the massive defense industry was now being seen as excessive, even superfluous, then you have a situation nearly identical in the actors and the way in which the hysteria was promoted. The majority of the harm done hasn't been by a molester or a terrorist. America's Constitution was shredded by Bush and the media that merely go along with it for the lurid headlines. Where the preschool hysteria was driven by fundamentalist Christians, so too the terror after the 9/11 even has all come from Southern Baptists and AIPAC. local DA's had a political interest then, as do the neocons now, with financial interests driving the Cheneys and Big Oil. But it's long overdue for the spell woven by terror-profiteers to end this time around. The people keeping it alive...people like Ann Coulter for instance, need to be broken and pushed into a corner and left to die the embarrassing death that became of the whole Satanic Preschool story. Just as hundreds of thousands of kids were thought to have been murdered during that "crisis", so too can a rational examination of the numbers involved with Al Queda show that the leading terrorists then, as now, are the conservatives whose paranoid fits keep resulting in various "wars" that are actually led against Americans themselves. And with that, I give you "I Fucked Ann Coulter In The Ass, Hard!" The Farmer’s Market on Fairfax and 3rd is a Los Angeles landmark, attracting tourists and everyday Angelinos alike, as well as many famous faces. Among the celebrities I have seen there are Muhammad Ali, Terri Garr, Tyra Banks, Laura Linney, Keenan Ivory Wayans, the guitarist for The Cult, Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs, and Weird Al Yankovic. But Ann Coulter is the only celebrity I’ve ever spotted at Farmer’s Market that I wound up fucking in the ass, hard. It would be fair to observe that my feeling obligated to present the list of celebrities above in roughly Black-White-Black-White order is indicative of my own carefully Liberal sensibilities. And that this sort of conscientiousness is more than a little ridiculous, on examination. But what I notice about myself only on reflection, Ann Coulter seemed to recognize and respond to in an instant, like a puma recognizes an injured giselle. For Ann Coulter is a predator. A predator with a hungry asshole. cont....

Apr. 12, 2007

Black Self-Mutilation (and no, I don't mean Micheal Jackson)

As progressive Americans continue to wonder how it could be possible for a party that spawned the likes of Jesse Helms, Dick Armey, Eugene McCarthy and dozens of others who receive accolades from cultural lepers of the David Duke,Horowitz, Limbaugh and Coulter ilk, perhaps they would do well to not help them by applyiing PC to Imus, a move that has contributed to the domination of radio with only far-right voices. For progressives, minorities, free-speech advocates, and black civil rights workers have all lost something more important than an already wealthy Don Imus' job now by screaming feelings that may have been hurt. They made it possible for Limbaugh and Elders to finally rid themselves of one of the last voices standing in the way of the rights absolute dominance of radio, a significant tool in the arsenal of cultural opinion makers. Blacks have succeeded in not only handing the rope to the lynch mob, but by helping the far-right take aim on Imus, have slipped the conservative noose over their own necks. It’s this same small-minded culture of victimization that enables a race or ethnicity to deny participation in precisely the same activities that made them victims in the first place. Israel is the perfect example of this, with the Serbs also justifying their crimes on the basis of a military defeat suffered some 500 yrs ago. Now this same sense of victimization has caused the Rutgers team to succeed in removing Imus, a man who is, by comparison to the far more offensive Limbaugh, a progressive saint. Ironically, by removing disagreeable speech…including pole-ack jokes from the airwaves, they have joined the Uncle Toms who have already decided to bend over and take whatever the WASPs slip them, believing that by doing so they have gained admittance to the Rolidex of Corporate America. Meanwhile, Coulter laughs as she goes through her “Index of Insults”, trying to think of a the best way to mock you all, hoping her “useful nappy-headed idiots” theme will be funny enough that she can consider asking even more for her appearances at right-wing hate-festivals.